Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Ah, the month of February.


Love is in the air, the birds are singing, and one of the most hated and most loved of all holidays is coming up! So to honor this controversial holiday, I have complied a list of pick-up lines for your amusement. (Also, if you want to use them to pick up a date for V-day (not to be confused with Victory in Europe day) then go right ahead!)

Is your name virtue? 'Cause you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they'd call "fine print"!

Can I have your number? I lost mine.
Can I have directions? (Where?) To your heart!
You remind me of the fruit from Lehi's dreams. Most precious above all.
My Liahona pointed to you.

Haven't we met before...in like the pre-existence?

Hey! What's your name? Hmmm...I think that's the same name that's in my patriarchal blessing!
Do you go to EFY? 'Cause I'm Especially For You!


And my personal favorite....


I'm sorry, but the 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out.
(If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report, or praisworthy, we seek after these things)


Posted by Sarah at 4:53 PM

10 comments:

  1. MeggieFebruary 1, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    Happy February!

    Don't you just love cheesy pick up lines? :)

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  2. ManishaFebruary 2, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    Oh Sarah. How I love you.

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  3. Nina!February 2, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    These are fantastic. I will have to use them sometime.

    And did you forget the best accidental pick up line from Avatar? "I'm the bridge between your world and mine!" :)

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  4. ManishaFebruary 2, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    ^ Wow.

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  5. Obtuse1February 2, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    You forgot
    B: Are from Nashville?
    G: No, why?
    B: Becuase you're the only Ten I See

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  6. JadeFebruary 2, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Sarah!! Lol I love this post!! Me and some friends were just talking about cheesy pickup lines and low and behold I find your blog!!
    Oh, and I'm so excited I found your blog!!!
    How have you been? It's been forever!

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  7. LaraFebruary 2, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    This is HILARIOUS!! I read the first one and started laughing and my dad looked at me like I was crazy. LDS pickup lines are the BEST!

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  8. Kallie RaeFebruary 3, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    Sarah, I loved all of the pickup lines they made my night, especially after loosing our Basketball game tonight:( Thanks so much, you are awsome!!!!

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  9. MockingJFebruary 4, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    *giggle* those made me LOL OUT LOUD!!!!! but i don't think i'll be useing them (mostly 'cause i'm a girl and those are to pick up women and it would be kinda creepy if i used those on a guy). *giggle*

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  10. ToriFebruary 4, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Hahahahahaha!!! Sarah Knott, These are such a crack up! Thanks for making my night!! Love you girl! :)

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