French Project!!!

So, after the many tears, sweat, and blood that were spilled, here is the final project.

Bimbo a moi.

Why?

So, I have been pretty thirsty lately. I have been going to the water fountains a lot, and I casually mentioned I've been thirsty a lot and this is what the girl said back to me:

"Maybe you are turning into a fish. I've heard of that happening before."

Thinking she's joking, I laugh and kind of pass it off. She then looked at me and said:

"I'm serious. I read in the national enquirer."

...why?