The Tale of Waffle the Wafflist

To be perfectly honest, Megan and Nina's story has made me quite jealous, ergo I am putting up a story of my own creation. So, please, sit down and enjoy.

The Tale of Waffle the Wafflist

Once upon a time there was a waffle named Waffle. He worshiped the Maple Syrup Goddess. He liked to bathe at her temple of Maple Syrup, when the sun was at its peak. One day, however, the syrup spring was all dried up. The waffle felt as if he could not go on. He pulled out butter and a knife, prepared to take his life.

Suddenly, brown light flooded the temple. Waffle looked up to see three ugly breakfast demons stealing away his lovely Maple Syrup Goddess. Waffle ran out of the desolate temple, hoping to catch the evil villains in the act, when suddenly the temple exploded, sending chunks of pancakes everywhere. Waffle was thrown to the ground. Waffle groaned in pain and looked up in surprise to see the messenger god, Bagel. He told Bagel all that he had seen. Bagel told Waffle that he had witnessed the horrible act that had his sister, the Maple Syrup Goddess, hurt and struggling to live! Bagel asked for the young waffle’s help to destroy the demons who did this. Waffle gladly agreed, for anyone who hurt his Goddess was surely an enemy of his.

The waffle began preparing to go hunt down the Demons. He packed an endless supply of French Toast Sticks Swords and every kind of syrup known to waffles, and some known to man. He then met Bagel again at the destroyed temple where Bagel transported him to the Land of the Over-Toasted. Waffle was very nervous. He could sense the first demon near. He could not fail his Goddess now.

So, Bagel and Waffle set out on a fantastical adventure to hunt for the first Demon that’s great for a story plot. Lots of splendorous journeys ensued. Like, for example, they set down the gorge of Toaster, where scolding hot volcanoes erupted from the walls. They also passed through the sea of Milk and vanquished one of the Demons, the Sea monster named Cereal.

With their confidence boosted, they set out to slay the second demon, a strip of bacon named Hickory Smoked. They hurried to the land of Breakfast Meats to slay the second demon, which they did in record time. Now all that was left was the third and final demon. The one that held the Maple Syrup Goddess.

The final demon, a cantaloupe named Sir Loupe rested at the top of Fruitpine Mountain to the west. They carried on their quest past the plains of whole grain wheat, and over the Sausage Link Bridge. The warriors were tired when they reached the mountain, but they were determined. Bagel finally remembered that he had legs and started walking again, which greatly eased Waffle’s load. Slowly, they climbed, munching on grape pebbles when they stopped. Suddenly, a scream was echoed throughout the valley. Waffle flipped out and Bagel had a conniption, but they darted up the rest of the mountain. They dodged past boiling pits of oil and sharpened bacon spears. Bagel valiantly slew many muffin-goons.

The two quickly burst into the mountaintop castle only to see the Maple Syrup goddess tied to a fork. Waffle bravely drew his French toast stick sword and began dueling with Sir Loupe. He quickly leaped into action, swinging his French toast stick sword with vengeance. Meanwhile, Bagel fought against an old romantic flame of his, Miss Crescent Roll. He did not want to fight her, but he had to save his sister. Their battles shook the castle walls. Waffle’s syrup slice attacked destroyed the throne, and Bagel’s rolling roll attack crumbled a wall to dust. Their battles kept growing in intensity, until the doors flew open and a gust of wind blew threw the castle. Everyone stopped fighting and turned to see what all the hoopla was about.

There, standing in the threshold, was the High God of all Breakfastdome, Spork. Everyone shielded their eyes from his spoon and fork glory. Spork stood mightily against the light, and with a swipe of his Spork-staff, caused a fountain of milk to erupt from underneath Sir Loupe, sending him flying into the main chamber. Waffle bolted after him and ended him with a just and true swing of his blade.

The demon cried out in pain, sparks and explosions going off behind him. Waffle shielded his eyes from the spectacle. When Waffle finally removed his hand, he saw that all that was left of his former enemy, Sir Loupe, was his seed. Waffle started cheering and ran back out to the main chamber to free the Maple Syrup Goddess. As he released her, she gave him a very sticky hug and a kiss on the cheek. Waffle, Bagel, and Spork starting yelling as the Maple Syrup Goddess sent a flood of maple syrup out of her fingers to go forth and heal the lands. But, not all was over. Suddenly, the ground shook and lifted, tossing the other three to the floor. The Maple Syrup Goddess, luckily, escaped to the heavens.

The castle exploded loudly, sending a shock wave that blew away the clouds. Bagel stared in horror; his worst fears were confirmed. A megazoid of Sir Loupe appeared out if the rubble, with Miss Crescent Roll on its shoulder. Waffle screamed a girly scream and was promptly slapped by Spork. “Get a hold of yourself, Waffle! I have seen this all before on a strange human T.V. show.” Waffle looked up at him in horror. “But all monsters are different, Lord Spork!” Spork laughed heartily and slapped Waffle on the back.“Not in Power Rangers they aren’t! Now, c’mon!”

The two gods leapt into action, tackling the supremely obvious weak points. Waffle followed, nervous, a few moments later. They quickly jumped around the beast and distracted it, leaving it’s face open to a blast the Waffle-Sword, wielded by Spork. With a great nimbleness, Bagel disabled one of the monster’s arms with a Butterbomb. Then, with an extra burst of courage, finished the beast with his greatest and most powerful attack: the Boysenberry Triple Slice. As the beast roared in pain, Waffle was blown back and over the cliff side, the monster toppling after him…

Spork, thinking quickly, threw his Spork-staff after him. It caught Waffle and flew him back up to the two Gods. Waffle grinned weakly and fainted into their arms. Spork and Bagel laughed and took off to the heavens, where Waffle would be crowned a hero. And that he was.

The End